Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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