Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
