nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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