Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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