He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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