I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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