They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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