got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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