I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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