i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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