Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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