You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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