Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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