i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We have started to decorate penises.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
