Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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