Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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