shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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