I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
