Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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