So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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