best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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