What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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