Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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