anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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