these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
