We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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