Quick, to the slutcave!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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