Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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