nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
