Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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