If i come over, it means nothing
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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