belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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