No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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