There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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