Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
