I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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