it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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