if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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