btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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