question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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