shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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