i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.