yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around