I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
There's always time for handjobs
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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