I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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