hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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