Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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