Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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