come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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