So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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