When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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