is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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