Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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