MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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